Farewell Black Truck

Wednesday, April 07, 2010  

  Farewell Black Truck 

I have or well now had a black truck....due to the new Saturday parking enforcement I racked up a whopping 26 tickets....they boot after three but don't boot on Saturday....the city has gone high tech with enforcement....this city car has three computer scanners mounted on the hood that can read and process 1000 liscence plates a minute....it just drives slow around downtown with a bunch of boots in the trunk...I went in the building for five minutes to drop off whatever.... and the car with cameras was in front of mine...I hopped in started the car and was just going to drive away... but the dude stood in front of my truck...."what are you in jail for?"   parking tickets and murder.... no it was time to give up.....the truck has suffered a fire inside its cab and looks like shit and is not worth the 3500 dollars to get the boot off....its the city's now....apparently every Wednesday there is an auction for these vehicles that people give up on....in about a month or so my black truck would be for sale....since it was technically still my vehicle parked in front of Warren's I could walk over and beat the body of the truck to shit with a baseball bat and spray paint it the color of the orange boot and buy it back for 50 dollars at auction...who'd bid on a burned inside and dented haphazardly orange truck ....yes get out aggression and save several hundred dollars at auction.... i went back to the car with a stick and a friend was getting a paint sprayer... it had been towed an hour earlier