Tits on the Radio (old blog from 2010)

Monday, April 19, 2010 

            Tits on the Radio

met some inetresting folks ....Europeans stranded in Houston by the volcano....

One was an artist from Austria....he was doing a commission piece..... he built an aquarium and placed a human skull in the tank and set up a coral colony...the coral in time will cover the skull....I kept wondering where one gets those kind of art supplies eg human skull... I have never seen body parts at Texas Art,,,at a head shop? or do you get one at Skull Rib and Beyond? no on the internet from Mexico

another pair of stranded were a couple from Poland now living in London,,,a tatoo artist and his girlfriend who was basically a blonde canvas....this tatooed fruit basket from her neck to her ankles....amazing detail and colors....they walked for hours around downtown and they were in Honduras and changing planes in Houston and well got stuck ...never in America and would never go to Houston but are having a hell of a good time...Strange how someone from Poland or Austria love Notsuoh but the locals are scared to death of the place

the smoking police came in and were undercover....had on hip clothes and sat a table...gee a 350 black woman and a dude with a limp who looks like Elvis Costello...I recognized them immediately got the ashtrays off the bar and lit the incense in 15 seconds...word was quickly passed through the bar and well nothing happenned...The Polish dude says it reminded him of the 80's in communist times....some government beurocrat comes in and evryone tells him what he's suppossed to hear then he leaves and you go back to what you were doing

He was telling me in London if you work in your home it is illegal to smoke in your own home....

I did a radio show Saturday night on 950AM The Outlaw Dave Show.....a friend of mine said for 60 dollars I could go on and talk about the Bar as part of Earth Day....you see we serve this organic gin and vodka and every bottle I buy a tree is planted in Central America...ok...yeah I have an eco friendly bar???,,,he calls me that Saturday is the night and it will be live on the radio... ok...a few days later he calls and asks if I'm ready for tomorrow and by the way the show will be broadcast live fromPenthouse(a tiddy bar on Westheimer) ok I go there and it's in the VIP room and it is also being filmed for a reality TV show....it;s brightly lit for TV and these women with latex painted on their nipples wearing gym shorts...the latex iskinda globbed up andthere is no fantasy...almost pathetic the amount of information....bright lights and strippers reveals all the Daddy issues...and what the fuck does any of this have to do with the environment? Talk radio on the AM is on the radio for a reason...It'sa bunch of balding dudes in their mid 50's with big bellies....combine that with emotionally bankrupt women in bright lights with painted fake breasts....any way it was happy hour and beers were a dollar fifty